cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

(via emmadonohoe)


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fyspringfield:

Minimum Wage Nanny performed by Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, and Hank Azaria. 

SO WEIRD! seeing the voice actors sing this!

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thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

This is terrifying!!… Probs fake though I’m guessing

(Source: mireligionerestu, via scottsmovingcastle)


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safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

funflowur:

nikkitaylorhinds:

silencedrowns:

sashaforthewin:

rabbivole:

disgustinganimals:

cnuculator:

writhing pile of cat children. disgusting

i’m going to throw up.

jesus christ the PURRING 

I feel like I just gained another year on my life from this.

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST CAT VIDEOS I HAVE EVER SEEN

I made inhuman noises while watching this. I am so glad nobody heard me..

Kittens are just …

(Source: jimmykudos, via fossilmerrick)

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winteroverture:

nicevagina:

Cheeky Cunt | source

This is fucking brilliant

mystiquemonique:

Joan Rivers on Sexism in the 60s

Rest in Peace

(June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014)

(via forthehonourofgreyskull)


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thebestpersonherelovesbucky:

sgt-buckys-eyeliner:

the-80s-do-it-better:

lordarthcaedus:

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

lifteatgetswole:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED THIS MUCH

I love these. iHop, Carl “you cut off his leg…”

I tried so hard not to reblog this but I couldn’t

IM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

PUNS!

"Ken always came in another box." I’m dying.

I just died inside because of this. Its hilarious. 

(via fossilmerrick)


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forged-mello:

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Friday night cocktails with the mothership

kanbarus:

poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop sneezing

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daniellebunchesofoats:

sizvideos:

Video

"do you know

what it feels like

for a girl?

When you actually watch this video, it takes an extremely dark turn after this..

(via chaos-lane)


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illwriteyournameonabullet:

comboreversal:

Imperial ice cream.

this is brilliant 

(via liamdryden)


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doctorsilencewillfall:

twentyonee-pilots:

do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.

trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.

this is so god damn important

(via albinwonderland)


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